Some Nautanki.. ;)

I made this fake notice on the Christmas and circulated it among all the Placement representatives of the University including Bawa Sir :P.  I got amazing replies from some of the PR's. :)

Name of the company: Santa Claus world Pvt. Ltd.

CG Criteria: No

Work Profile: As a fresher You have to work in the gift department, to select gifts for people of various ages. After experience of 5 years, You will be transfered to gift packing department. After 5 years of experience, you will work in the stable as Sleigh Keeper.
Here you will also be taught sleigh riding. After experience of 20 years in this department you will get a chance to promoted as Santa's Assistance. Here you'll get experience of Santa's work. When you'll reach the age of 70's, you might get a chance to become Santa Clause*.

Work Location: Anywhere in the world but not at the place where your gf/bf lives :P.

Working Hours:  Working hours are reflexive, but 10 hours a day are mandatory.

Selection Process: There are 147 openings for Thapar Computer Science Batch. It will be on the basis of first come first serve basis.

CTC: All the employees of the firm have to give 10 lakh per annum as donations. Nothing more is needed.

Santa's firm is also providing six months training.. Go and Grab it.. :)

Best Of Luck.

* You must have long white and dense Beard.. :)
Feel Free to ask any queries. :)